Last night in the middle of the night, I woke up coughing and gagging.
You recognize the scenario? You know what I’m talking about, don’t you?
I became an accidental carnivore last night.
I think I still feel the creepy crawly legs stuck in the back of my throat.
Alas, 14 years of vegetarianism down the drain. Now I have to start all over. Sigh.