As I was diligently ellipticalizing (of course, it’s a word) away today, I watched a few minutes of America’s Funniest Home Videos. One of them was very intriguing indeed. It showed a dog that loved to roll in…
wait for it…
perfume samples out of magazines!
I said to myself “Now, why can’t my dogs wanna do that?” My dogs don’t roll in pleasant smelling things. They desire the more pungent odors of poo or rotten fish guts. Yep.
But then I realized I had not given them a fair chance. I’d never even attempted to influence them in a better direction!
So after I found a you-tube video that demonstrates the desired response:
…I went in search of a magazine perfume sample. I don’t buy magazines, but whenever I get a hold of one, I save the perfume samples to use as bookmarks (I know. Brilliant). But then, I remembered that I had given them all to one of my nieces. Who knows what she wanted them for. Rats! Foiled! But wait…somewhere in this house lies a Glamour magazine that I bought (probably the only one ever…someday I’ll soapbox about it).
Yipee! There was one sample left.
So, without further adoodoo, here are the results of my experiment:
Oh, C’mon! Okay, let’s try the other connoisseur:
Well, I’m not sure what that says about the perfume!