It always happens. I actually make something that tastes good and don’t write down what I did. It’s Murphy’s Law that if I write it down as I go along, or even think of writing it down, it will turn out tasting like dirt on a stick!
So, having made that disclaimer, here are the directions for the perfect recipe (tried and tested):
- Pull everything out of your refrigerator that looks like it is about to fly south for the winter and throw it all in a big pot.
- Choose whether to write down everything you are putting in the pot.
- If you choose not to write it down, your job is already finished. If you choose to write it down, proceed as follows in step 4:
- Take the pot and gently pour the entire contents into your compost pile. Pick up your telephone and order your favorite meal from your favorite restaurant.
Please don’t ask me to replicate this recipe…it is just so complicated.