Too much cologne!

Striped Skunk

I almost suffocated this morning sitting next to a guy who had too much cologne on!  There really should be a warning label on all that smelly stuff that says “Warning, wearing this daily will build your tolerance to the point that you will eventually douse yourself in it, thinking you smell great, but inevitably causing someone else to faint from the fumes”.  How can people not know this?  Isn’t it kind of common knowledge by now?

 

 

And while I’m on the subject, how do you tell someone you are fond of that their chosen perfume/cologne/body spray makes you wanna vomit.  Nothing personal…it just reminds you of the fragrance they use in port-a-potties.

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